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Anything said on this Internet Page are the opinions of a soul individual, who is flawed and imperfect like most of the people living in this flawed and imperfect world. We all have our issues, and we should lighten up and not take everything so seriously. Statements here do not necessarily reflect the ideas or beliefs of any employer, they are just the ideas of one soul individual who realizes that he himself, anything he has to say, he thinks, or he feels really doesn't matter at all in this world.
I normally just go by the name Nick. I have sold some of my art to people before. I've also just given some of it away. If you want something feel free make me an offer and send me an email at: <email@example.com> I can accept payments via PayPal. Let me know if you want to buy anything, or just help fund my art and films.
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I really don't expect to get much money at all for any of my art. I'll probably just die in poverty. I really don't like money, its evil. But I live in Merica and I need all the money I can get. $$$ You have to have yo mind on yo money and yo money on yo mind.
I look at this flag counter and think of all the poor people living in Africa who don't have access to the internet. I had flags from 70 countries before my old Flag counter died. Flags from all over the world, except most of Africa was blank. 62% of visitors were from the USA, 5.5% of visitors were from the UK, and 4% were from Germany. All the other countries were less than 4% each. I did have one visitor who used an anonymous proxy server. My guess was that they might have been a Homeland Security CIA spy checking out my Deviant Art Page. So for that guy, I'm going to make sure my internet page has "Death to America!" on it just to fuck with the Government Agents. The 1st Amendment to the US Constitution lets me do that. Maybe that will get more CIA guys to check out my art.
Not all of my art is featured here on Deviant Art. Some of it I parted with before I had a DA page. I guess that I am a member of Generation X. I grew up watching too much TV. Stuff like movies on Cinemax, old TV shows on Nick at Night. and Music Videos on MTV.
I have a college degree in Social and Behavioral Sciences and sometimes just don’t know how to act, especially in matters with women. Dames have acted horrible towards me, and have burned me. I came to the sad conclusion that Women are Evil, I am Damaged Goods.
I have been accused of a bit being blunt when I talk with people. Maybe I hate all the social norms and morays that are placed upon me by society. I have become to believe that on Earth, in Human society, one has to act cretin ways in cretin situations. A person cannot simply be them-self, they have to lie and pretend to be the type of person that is in a social situation. I'd rather just be me, and I really dislike all the falsehood and lying people do in this world every day. Maybe William Shakespeare was right and ,"all the world's a stage". I hope I'm not a sociopath....
Someone accused me of being a Hipster once, and somewhat fit the definition of one they showed me on Urban Dictionary. One of my friends told me that not ever wanting to get a cell phone is one of the most Hipster things I’ve done. But my friends have informed me that a Hipster normally likes things that other people don't like just for shock value. They are kind of a phony trying to get attention for themselves. I like the things that I like because I truly like them. I am not a fake Hipster, I'm more of a Culture Vulture. Feasting on the dead pop culture that existed before my time.
But name calling is a logical fallacy. I believe this world to be one of anarchy. Whatever can happen most likely will happen. People chose to disregard the laws and social norms set in place and defy order. I see it happen ever day with people speeding on the freeway and not washing their hands after they leave the restroom. I am very negative and nihilistic when i think about life, people, and the world in general. I just feel so burnt out inside emotionally. Maybe Life is a bitch and then you die.
I sometimes feel that we are living in Marx's age of Super Capitalism where corporations are ruining everything for the sake of maximized profit. I fear the economy collapsing and Earth's Third World War. I think humans are capable of being stupid enough to nuke themselves. I really don't want to die fighting a billion Red Chinese. But, I also don't want to grow old and have to live in the Corporate-Fascist future like we see in the 1986 film Aliens. Where one corporation runs everything.
I took Television Production classes in college but didn't get a degree in the subject. I made some low budget horror films with my friends. I'd like to make more, I just need to upgrade my technology. I was Stuck with Dial-up Internet for years. Here is a link to some of my dumb movies, they were all made without any budget or funding:
I am currently locked out of my Youtube Account. Policy changes made By Youtube required a Gmail account to be the main email address linked to it. I don't remember what the Gmail account is, it's password, and also the password to the Youtube account. I wrote a "snail -mail" letter addressed "To who ever may be able to help me out..." explaining my problem. I photo copied my Driver's License and mailed the letter to Google Inc. I still haven't had a response to help me gain access to my Youtube account.
My best Horror Films so far:
(Zorbans: Attack of the Zombie Mormons) A Bord Nerds Production.
As the Zombie Mormons Convert the living to the dead, one man tries to survive.
(Student Body Count) A D-GOOD Film.
Police Detectives track a crazed killer who stalks the local college campus.
(Terror of the Occult ) A Bord Nerds Production.
Two friends uncover a Satanic Cult conducting human sacrifice, and must fight for their lives.
(Ghetto Gladiators) A Bord Nerds Production.
Street Gangs abduct people and force them to fight to the death for bloodsport gambling.
(Natzee Zombie Carnage: Blitzkrieg Der Untoten Übermensch)
A Weed Films Production.
American Dog-Face GIs must fight off an offensive of Undead Super-soldiers during the Second World War.
Currently in Production - Link added at later date.
(Ninja Vampire Kung Fu Nonsense) A Weed Films Production.
A magical artifact sparks the interest of rival vampire and ninja clans in a quest to retrieve it.
Postponed - Link added at later date.
(Asian Blood Gang)A Bord Nerds Production.
Lost survivors of the Zombie Apocalypses encounter rival gangs still controlling their turf despite the undead. Society has fallen and now only the Crypts and the Bloods remain.
Postponed - Link added at later date.
DEGREES GRANTED:Edison High School
High School Diploma
CERTIFICATE GRANTED:San Joaquin Delta College
SCHOOL ATTENDED:Universidad Autónoma de Guadalajara
(2005) Spanish language class completed but no Degree.
DEGREES GRANTED:San Joaquin Delta College
1. Interdisciplinary Studies: Arts and Humanities Option
2. Humanities Associate in Arts
3. Liberal Arts and Sciences Associate in Arts
4. Interdisciplinary Studies: Social and Behavioral Sciences Option
5. Social Sciences Associate in Arts
DEGREES GRANTED:California State University Stanislaus
Bachelor in Arts: History
My schooling has covered the basic Liberal Arts and Sciences. But, I have also focused on Humanity, Society and how to behave in it, How Art relates to Humanity, and the History of how people have treated each other in this world. Some Carpentry and Spanish language skills have also been acquired during the course of schooling. Other subjects studied were Television Production and the Arts, but no degrees in those subjects were completed.
Current Residence: My Mind, California, USA, North America, Earth, Oiron Cygnus spiral arm of the Milky Way galaxy.
Favourite genre of music: MoreBands: Jefferson Airplane, Blondie, Cream, The Beatles, BeeGees, Ozzy, SnoopDog, MNM, Eueythmics
Favourite style of art: Sculpture, MS Paint, Art Nouveau, Pop Art
Operating System: Windows
MP3 player of choice: Spi, or my old Discman CD Payer.
Shell of choice: "...short chamber, Boxer, Henry point-four-five caliber." -Zulu
Skin of choice: Flavored Fried Pork Skins.
Favourite cartoon character: SpyVsSpy,Sad Sack,The Far Side,Adventure Time,Sgt. Rock,Invader Zim,Herman's Military Antiques
Personal Quote: "What Drives you on, can drive you mad" -Shirley Manson